We’re not your nana’s bingo night (unless your nana’s a festive legend who loves a cross-dressing gorilla on a mobility scooter in a Santa hat). Ultimate Rave Bingo: Christmas Edition is a dazzling, outrageous, and totally bonkers festive bingo show that’s been called the 8th wonder of the world. Seriously, people write us love letters — and now, Christmas cards.

Think glitter, tinsel, and Christmas prizes you’ll talk about forever. Picture this: professionally bad elves in hilariously terrible costumes, a cheeky host who’s part stand-up comic and part party queen, and add in epic Christmas bangers, nostalgic throwback tunes, and laugh-out-loud festive chaos, and you’re only halfway there.

Oh, and the prizes? We’ve got air fryers, steam mops, inflatable boyfriends, and yes… the return of the legendary 24-inch megadong™ — now wearing a Santa hat.